Dear Sarah:
We been trying to reach you ever since we heard that you’re going to be in Texas during the Super Bowl this Sunday to support our Governor’s run for yet another term. Please don’t treat us like you treated President George HW Bush, who called you twice but never got a call back. Some people say you did that for political reasons, others say you just ain’t got no home training. We really don’t know what to think.
We just wanted you to know that Texans have been planning a Tea Party for Rick Perry in Galveston Bay ever since the good Governor tried to carry out the largest private land grab in US history for the Trans-Texas Corridor. Texans have been trying to give back a little piece of the hell Rick Perry has been giving to us for the last 8 years.
Everybody’s talking about why you are coming here if you’re really a tea partier. Then we heard you were getting paid to appear. Well at least somebody’s getting paid around here.
Mrs. Palin, maybe you don’t have time to return a few phone calls. Maybe you should just butt out and let Texans settle up with Rick Perry.